Your girlfriend isn't rich, beautiful, or high-class—she's just not that great. Hey, don't get mad; it's all about being tolerant. Girlfriends are a species prone to jealousy, anger, outbursts, and suspicion. Guys need to have tricks up their sleeves to appease them, or else who knows when she'll get upset again...
1. While shopping, you stare at other girls instead of paying attention to her;
2. While shopping, you don't look at other girls but fixate on other men;
3. While shopping, you avoid staring at other girls or men, but you also ignore her and focus solely on walking—only to crash into someone's newspaper stand and get asked to pay for damages;
4.It's her birthday, but you completely forgot;
5. You remembered her birthday but forgot to buy her a gift;
6. You remembered her birthday and bought her a gift, but she discovers it's from a street vendor or a clearance sale buy-one-get-one-free deal;
7.On Valentine's Day, you fell critically ill with a high fever and were unconscious for a day and night. Not only did she not receive your gift, but she also had to stay at the hospital caring for you 24 hours a day;
8. On Valentine's Day, you gave her roses, but later she found out those roses were actually meant for someone else;
9. On Valentine's Day, you gave her roses, but she knew you had also given roses to someone else;
10.Your mom and she both fell into the river, and you saved your mom first;
11. Your mom and she both fell into the river, and you planned to save both your mom and her, but even you knew it was impossible;
12. Your mom and she both fell into the river, and you didn't plan to save either;
13.She asks you who is prettier, her or another girl. You tell the truth, but the answer is the other girl;
14. She asks you who is prettier, her or another girl. You dare not tell the truth;
15.She asks you who's prettier between her and another girl. You dare not tell the truth, but she presses you until you finally blurt out the honest answer—that she isn't prettier.
17. On a quiet night, the two of you gaze at each other up close. She closes her eyes, and you prepare to snore or have already started snoring;
18. On a quiet night, the two of you gaze at each other up close. She closes her eyes, and you sneak your hand into her pocket to steal her wallet but get caught;
19.She asks if she's really like I described above, and you say yes;
20. She asks if she's really like I described above, and you say no—but you sneak a smile, implying "like hell she isn't"—and she catches you again.